My To-Do List

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So, after a relaxing and enjoyable 4th of July holiday, I returned to work today. I was sure I was going to have a productive day. I started the day by organizing my desk. That’s when I found my To-Do list from June 11 – 15. Why is it that 4 out of 10 items are still not completed? Talk about putting a damper on your day…

Quote of the Day from O

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Sometimes slowing down enough to listen to people can be hilarious. I tried to do that today… The winning quote is from my daughter, Olivia, who watched the video for Maroon 5’s One More Night with me this morning.

“Since Adam Levine shaved his head, his  videos are inappropriate.” – Olivia, age 7. Glad she only thinks that the videos are inappropriate…

Runner up:

“Rumor has it Adele is pregnant.” – One of my co-workers. This, of course, resulted in my singing Rumor Has It all day!

5 Things I Learned During Girls’ Weekend

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Last weekend, I traveled to Albany, NY to watch my beautiful niece, Madison, graduate from high school.  It was a rare occasion where I traveled without my husband and family. Instead, I was able to spend the weekend with my sister, nieces, cousin, and college roommate. It was a bona fide  girls’ weekend!

Yes, there was drinking, eating, and gossip.

I laughed. I cried, and I learned 5 things:

  1. How to induce vomiting in a dog – Maybe I left my purse on the floor when we went to graduation. Maybe my sister’s dog, Luke, likes to steal and eat things out of purses. Maybe he ate sugarless gum, mixed nuts, and dental floss. Anyway, for a 50-pound dog, you take 2 ounces of hydrogen peroxide in a measuring cup, and with a turkey baster, you insert hydrogen peroxide in dog’s mouth. Wait 5 minutes, and the vomiting will begin.
  2. How to put out a kitchen fire – When toasted coconut accidentally catches on fire in the toaster oven, with flames licking the cabinets above it, calmly pour baking powder on the fire.
  3. Graduation speeches should be kept to 4 minutes or less. However, if I am ever invited to give a graduation speech, I will include as many clichés about the future as possible in my 4 minutes.
  4. My husband will clean the house when  I am gone. Enough said.
  5. Accidentally using olive oil on  your dry hair — even if it is disguised as hair product and placed in a hair product jar — will result in greasy hair ALL DAY LONG.

With all of that being said, I can’t wait for the next learning experience!

Welcome to my world

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Have you ever stared at a blank screen or sheet of paper and wondered where to begin?

Welcome to my world.

I had every intention of starting this blog, designed to expose my disfunctional life, on my 42nd birthday – which was five days ago. But, I’ve been waiting for the site to be perfect. And it still isn’t. However, I’ve convinced myself that it’s okay, because this blog is a work in progress, just like me.

“A different kind of crazy” is my attempt to celebrate the reality of life when you are a working mother who strives for perfection – whatever that perfection may be. I will attempt to capture the joyful, the stressful, and the ridiculous things that happen to me and my family on a regular basis.

Stay tuned. It could be a crazy ride!